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Bogus Bites: Don’t Eat the Art—It Bites Back

From the haunted basement studio of Chelsea English comes Bogus Bites—a delightfully deranged collection of fake food sculptures, resin clocks, and quirky wall art that looks good enough to eat (but don’t—you’ve been warned). Think diner desserts with a dark side, surreal snacks frozen in time, and pop art with a twisted grin. Every piece is handmade with a dash of nostalgia, a dollop of weird, and a whole lot of WTF. This is art for your kitchen, your gallery wall, or your candy-coated nightmares.

UBACH'S RANDO WTF MYSTERY BOX

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$48.00
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Alanna's favorite things, picked at random for you or someone you love. This Mystery Box is a curated surprise gift box packed with goodies you'll adore.

IS IT A GIFT? HELL YES!

SENDING IT STRAIGHT TO THEM? Leave us your message (and any special instructions) at checkout. We'll handle the rest!

GETTING IT FIRST? Tell us! We'll include gift wrapping and a blank card so you can work your own magic.

You pick the box. We'll make you look like a gift-giving genius!

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paula r.
Corsicana,
United States
Aug 4, 2026
I didn't need all the things but I needed all the things. Beautifully put together I loved everything. And yes I ordered more shit. Seriously everything hit the mark. Like damn yall creeping on me before making my order. Said with much love and gratitude. Customer for life
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