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Bogus Bites: Don’t Eat the Art—It Bites Back

From the haunted basement studio of Chelsea English comes Bogus Bites—a delightfully deranged collection of fake food sculptures, resin clocks, and quirky wall art that looks good enough to eat (but don’t—you’ve been warned). Think diner desserts with a dark side, surreal snacks frozen in time, and pop art with a twisted grin. Every piece is handmade with a dash of nostalgia, a dollop of weird, and a whole lot of WTF. This is art for your kitchen, your gallery wall, or your candy-coated nightmares.

Happy Bday Old Slut

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A raunchy, hilarious birthday card that only real ones can appreciate. Keep it classy(ish).

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