Pet Portraits
Recovering comedian Lisa Laureta moves their on-stage humor to canvases, glass, and pretty much every surface you can think of. They specialize in pet portraits on anything from ornaments to found, wood-framed windows, shirts, luggage, shoes, you name it! If you want a pet painted on something, just reach out to Lisa and they’ll make it happen! Lisa also showcases their humor in various ‘toons and comics, because when you’re laughing, you’re more bearable.
“Hazel” Marionette-Style Art Doll
Hazel is a one-of-a-kind, handcrafted doll that embodies the iconic emo/ scene aesthetic of the late 2000s. She's gone viral on TikTok and IG and is now ready to rock out in her forever home!
She's sculpted from polymer clay that's been sanded and buffed to be glass-smooth and painted with acrylics and matte varnish. Her hair is synthetic and styled in the choppy, teased scene queen style with red highlights and ‘coon tails. She has long eyelashes, a septum ring, and a lip ring.
She wears a hand-sewn, hand-painted My Chemical Romance top, a tulle tutu, sculpted studded belt, fishnet arm socks, striped thigh-high socks, and high-top Converse sneakers with sculpted individual laces. She wears a silver ball necklace and carries a Gloomy Bear backpack, and holds her iconic T-Mobile Sidekick II in her hand.
She is articulated with pins and wire at her neck, shoulders, elbows, wrists, thighs, knees, and feet. She has a clear string atop her head for handling and display, but also comes with a doll stand if you prefer to display her in the more traditional sense.
Height: 11”
Disclaimer:
Please note that Hazel is not a child's toy and is not built for heavy play or dress up; she is a fragile piece of art meant to be gently handled with clean hands.
