Crabby the Cowboy Crab

Pet Portraits

Recovering comedian Lisa Laureta moves their on-stage humor to canvases, glass, and pretty much every surface you can think of. They specialize in pet portraits on anything from ornaments to found, wood-framed windows, shirts, luggage, shoes, you name it! If you want a pet painted on something, just reach out to Lisa and they’ll make it happen! Lisa also showcases their humor in various ‘toons and comics, because when you’re laughing, you’re more bearable.

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Butter Me Up
Butter Me Up
Butter Me Up
She's here and she's weird!
$70.99
Chicken Nugget Clock
Chicken Nugget Clock
Chicken Nugget Clock
Chicken nugget time is ALL the time.
$180.99
Mozzarella Sticks Ashtray
Mozzarella Sticks Ashtray
Mozzarella Sticks Ashtray
She’s not a regular ashtray. She’s cheesy.
$49.99
Shrimp Cocktail Ashtray
Shrimp Cocktail Ashtray
Shrimp Cocktail Ashtray
Excuse me, but I think you have a crustacean in your ashtray?
$49.99
Sweet Catch
Sweet Catch
Sweet Catch
Now that's a 'sweet' catch!
$67.99
Crack Me Up
Crack Me Up
Crack Me Up
Its giving Lunchables
$26.99
Eggistential Crisis Tray
Eggistential Crisis Tray
Eggistential Crisis Tray
Some art scrambles your soul.
$68.99
Winner Winner Wall Dinner
Winner Winner Wall Dinner
Winner Winner Wall Dinner
Put some gravy on your gallery wall.
$199.99
Lunch Tray of Emotional Damage
Lunch Tray of Emotional Damage
Lunch Tray of Emotional Damage
The taste of childhood trauma—now on your wall.
$124.99
Claw Me Crazy Lobster Tray
Claw Me Crazy Lobster Tray
Claw Me Crazy Lobster Tray
Crustacean decoration domination.
$70.99
Frankly, It’s Beans
Frankly, It’s Beans
Frankly, It’s Beans
We put the glam in canned ham.
$70.99
Peas of Chaos Wall Tray
Peas of Chaos Wall Tray
Peas of Chaos Wall Tray
Don’t forget to eat your weird.
$70.99
Buffet Time Is a Construct
Buffet Time Is a Construct
Buffet Time Is a Construct
The only thing we measure here is gravy.
$199.99
Kid Cuisine Chaos Clock
Kid Cuisine Chaos Clock
Kid Cuisine Chaos Clock
Time isn’t real. Dessert is.
$199.99
Dinner Mirror of Delusions
Dinner Mirror of Delusions
Dinner Mirror of Delusions
Objects in this mirror may appear tastier than they are.
$189.99
Hot & Spicy
Hot & Spicy
Hot & Spicy
For the one who loves hot wings!
$26.99