Crabby the Cowboy Crab

Pet Portraits

Recovering comedian Lisa Laureta moves their on-stage humor to canvases, glass, and pretty much every surface you can think of. They specialize in pet portraits on anything from ornaments to found, wood-framed windows, shirts, luggage, shoes, you name it! If you want a pet painted on something, just reach out to Lisa and they’ll make it happen! Lisa also showcases their humor in various ‘toons and comics, because when you’re laughing, you’re more bearable.

Pet Portraits

Atari Cartridge Coasters
Atari Cartridge Coasters
Atari Cartridge Coasters
Protect your surfaces and your good taste.
$40.00
Crack Me Up
Crack Me Up
Crack Me Up
Its giving Lunchables
$26.99
Hot & Spicy
Hot & Spicy
Hot & Spicy
For the one who loves hot wings!
$26.99
Natal Chart Reading
Natal Chart Reading
Natal Chart Reading
Written in the stars, made just for you
$50.00
Rose Soap Bar
Rose Soap Bar
Rose Soap Bar
A flower for your skin.
$14.00
Graveyard Soap Set
Graveyard Soap Set
Graveyard Soap Set
One spooky flame at a time!
$15.00
Graveyard Pillar Candle
Graveyard Pillar Candle
Graveyard Pillar Candle
One spooky flame at a time!
$15.00
Skeleton Candle Set
Skeleton Candle Set
Skeleton Candle Set
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil.
$20.00
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Small candle. Big heart.
$13.00
Mermaid Pillar Candle
Mermaid Pillar Candle
Mermaid Pillar Candle
The goal is to be a mermaid.
$16.00
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Light it, and let stillness rise.
$29.00
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Let your light flutter free.
$30.00

Bogus Bites

Butter Me Up
Butter Me Up
Butter Me Up
She's here and she's weird!
$70.99
Chicken Nugget Clock
Chicken Nugget Clock
Chicken Nugget Clock
Chicken nugget time is ALL the time.
$180.99
Mozzarella Sticks Ashtray
Mozzarella Sticks Ashtray
Mozzarella Sticks Ashtray
She’s not a regular ashtray. She’s cheesy.
$49.99
Shrimp Cocktail Ashtray
Shrimp Cocktail Ashtray
Shrimp Cocktail Ashtray
Excuse me, but I think you have a crustacean in your ashtray?
$49.99
Sweet Catch
Sweet Catch
Sweet Catch
Now that's a 'sweet' catch!
$67.99
Crack Me Up
Crack Me Up
Crack Me Up
Its giving Lunchables
$26.99
Eggistential Crisis Tray
Eggistential Crisis Tray
Eggistential Crisis Tray
Some art scrambles your soul.
$68.99
Winner Winner Wall Dinner
Winner Winner Wall Dinner
Winner Winner Wall Dinner
Put some gravy on your gallery wall.
$199.99
Lunch Tray of Emotional Damage
Lunch Tray of Emotional Damage
Lunch Tray of Emotional Damage
The taste of childhood trauma—now on your wall.
$124.99
Claw Me Crazy Lobster Tray
Claw Me Crazy Lobster Tray
Claw Me Crazy Lobster Tray
Crustacean decoration domination.
$70.99
Frankly, It’s Beans
Frankly, It’s Beans
Frankly, It’s Beans
We put the glam in canned ham.
$70.99
Peas of Chaos Wall Tray
Peas of Chaos Wall Tray
Peas of Chaos Wall Tray
Don’t forget to eat your weird.
$70.99
Buffet Time Is a Construct
Buffet Time Is a Construct
Buffet Time Is a Construct
The only thing we measure here is gravy.
$199.99
Kid Cuisine Chaos Clock
Kid Cuisine Chaos Clock
Kid Cuisine Chaos Clock
Time isn’t real. Dessert is.
$199.99
Dinner Mirror of Delusions
Dinner Mirror of Delusions
Dinner Mirror of Delusions
Objects in this mirror may appear tastier than they are.
$189.99
Hot & Spicy
Hot & Spicy
Hot & Spicy
For the one who loves hot wings!
$26.99

Awesome Soaps and Candles

Swirl Soap bar
Swirl Soap bar
Swirl Soap bar
White swirl of love.
$14.00
Espresso Bean Soap
Espresso Bean Soap
Espresso Bean Soap
Coffee, coffee, coffee
$13.00
Vintage Floral Soap
Vintage Floral Soap
Vintage Floral Soap
White swirl of love.
$15.00
Bee Soap Bar
Bee Soap Bar
Bee Soap Bar
Sweet like honey.
$12.00
Rose Soap Bar
Rose Soap Bar
Rose Soap Bar
A flower for your skin.
$14.00
Skeleton Candle Set
Skeleton Candle Set
Skeleton Candle Set
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil.
$20.00
Graveyard Pillar Candle
Graveyard Pillar Candle
Graveyard Pillar Candle
One spooky flame at a time!
$15.00
Graveyard Soap Set
Graveyard Soap Set
Graveyard Soap Set
One spooky flame at a time!
$15.00
Natal Chart Reading
Natal Chart Reading
Natal Chart Reading
Written in the stars, made just for you
$50.00
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Let your light flutter free.
$30.00
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Light it, and let stillness rise.
$29.00
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Small candle. Big heart.
$13.00
Mermaid Pillar Candle
Mermaid Pillar Candle
Mermaid Pillar Candle
The goal is to be a mermaid.
$16.00

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