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The WTF Box

Mystery gift boxes curated by anti-Amazon, one-of-a-kind loving hipsters. leave it up to us!

No two are alike!

Featured Products

Lenny Mud’s Suspicious White Powder Sugar Bowl
Lenny Mud’s Suspicious White Powder Sugar Bowl
Lenny Mud’s Suspicious White Powder Sugar Bowl
$20.00
Atari Cartridge Coasters
Atari Cartridge Coasters
Atari Cartridge Coasters
Protect your surfaces and your good taste.
$40.00
Crack Me Up
Crack Me Up
Crack Me Up
Its giving Lunchables
$26.99
Lenny Mud’s Salt and Peppa Shakers
Lenny Mud’s Salt and Peppa Shakers
Lenny Mud’s Salt and Peppa Shakers
$17.00
Hot & Spicy
Hot & Spicy
Hot & Spicy
For the one who loves hot wings!
$26.99
Oopsie Spilled Coffee Tote
Oopsie Spilled Coffee Tote
Oopsie Spilled Coffee Tote
$65.00
Oopsie New Mom Tote
Oopsie New Mom Tote
Oopsie New Mom Tote
$65.00
Little Shooz Clutch
Little Shooz Clutch
Little Shooz Clutch
$45.00
Homewrecker Repurposed Jeans
Homewrecker Repurposed Jeans
Homewrecker Repurposed Jeans
$50.00
Final Girl Horror Jeans
Final Girl Horror Jeans
Final Girl Horror Jeans
$50.00
Natal Chart Reading
Natal Chart Reading
Natal Chart Reading
Written in the stars, made just for you
$50.00
Rose Soap Bar
Rose Soap Bar
Rose Soap Bar
A flower for your skin.
$14.00
Graveyard Soap Set
Graveyard Soap Set
Graveyard Soap Set
One spooky flame at a time!
$15.00
Graveyard Pillar Candle
Graveyard Pillar Candle
Graveyard Pillar Candle
One spooky flame at a time!
$15.00
Skeleton Candle Set
Skeleton Candle Set
Skeleton Candle Set
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil.
$20.00
Bear Pillar Candle
Bear Pillar Candle
Bear Pillar Candle
Made with love.
$20.00
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Small candle. Big heart.
$13.00
Big Heart Bear Pillar Candle
Big Heart Bear Pillar Candle
Big Heart Bear Pillar Candle
More than wax and wick.
$26.00
Mermaid Pillar Candle
Mermaid Pillar Candle
Mermaid Pillar Candle
The goal is to be a mermaid.
$16.00
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Light it, and let stillness rise.
$29.00
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Let your light flutter free.
$30.00
​HEARTBEATEN #3
​HEARTBEATEN #3
​HEARTBEATEN #3
$300.00
​HEARTBEATEN #6
​HEARTBEATEN #6
​HEARTBEATEN #6
$400.00
​HEARTBEATEN #5
​HEARTBEATEN #5
​HEARTBEATEN #5
$400.00
​HEARTBEATEN #10
​HEARTBEATEN #10
​HEARTBEATEN #10
$2 200.00
​HEARTBEATEN #13
​HEARTBEATEN #13
​HEARTBEATEN #13
$2 400.00
​HEARTBEATEN #12
​HEARTBEATEN #12
​HEARTBEATEN #12
$2 200.00
​HEARTBEATEN #11
​HEARTBEATEN #11
​HEARTBEATEN #11
$2 200.00
​HEARTBEATEN #5 Large
​HEARTBEATEN #5 Large
​HEARTBEATEN #5 Large
$600.00
​HEARTBEATEN #7
​HEARTBEATEN #7
​HEARTBEATEN #7
$400.00
​HEARTBEATEN #4
​HEARTBEATEN #4
​HEARTBEATEN #4
$300.00
​HEARTBEATEN #2
​HEARTBEATEN #2
​HEARTBEATEN #2
$300.00
​HEARTBEATEN #1
​HEARTBEATEN #1
​HEARTBEATEN #1
$300.00
Sold out
​HEART PIN
​HEART PIN
​HEART PIN
$5.00
HEARTBEATEN Sticker
HEARTBEATEN Sticker
HEARTBEATEN Sticker
$3.00
HEARTBEATEN Enamel Pin
HEARTBEATEN Enamel Pin
HEARTBEATEN Enamel Pin
$15.00

Bogus Bites

Butter Me Up
Butter Me Up
Butter Me Up
She's here and she's weird!
$70.99
Chicken Nugget Clock
Chicken Nugget Clock
Chicken Nugget Clock
Chicken nugget time is ALL the time.
$180.99
Mozzarella Sticks Ashtray
Mozzarella Sticks Ashtray
Mozzarella Sticks Ashtray
She’s not a regular ashtray. She’s cheesy.
$49.99
Dinosaur Chicken Nugget Magnets
Dinosaur Chicken Nugget Magnets
Dinosaur Chicken Nugget Magnets
Fridge-rawr.
$25.99
Shrimp Cocktail Ashtray
Shrimp Cocktail Ashtray
Shrimp Cocktail Ashtray
Excuse me, but I think you have a crustacean in your ashtray?
$49.99
Sweet Catch
Sweet Catch
Sweet Catch
Now that's a 'sweet' catch!
$67.99
Crack Me Up
Crack Me Up
Crack Me Up
Its giving Lunchables
$26.99
Eggistential Crisis Tray
Eggistential Crisis Tray
Eggistential Crisis Tray
Some art scrambles your soul.
$68.99
Crustacean Crush
Crustacean Crush
Crustacean Crush
$33.00
Breakfast Love Sizzler
Breakfast Love Sizzler
Breakfast Love Sizzler
$95.00
Cheez-It Magnet Munchies
Cheez-It Magnet Munchies
Cheez-It Magnet Munchies
$33.00
Lil’ Lunker Trophy
Lil’ Lunker Trophy
Lil’ Lunker Trophy
$45.00
Shrimp Drift Clips
Shrimp Drift Clips
Shrimp Drift Clips
$25.00
Pad Claw Pal
Pad Claw Pal
Pad Claw Pal
$35.00
Cheesy Dilemma
Cheesy Dilemma
Cheesy Dilemma
$40.00
Winner Winner Wall Dinner
Winner Winner Wall Dinner
Winner Winner Wall Dinner
Put some gravy on your gallery wall.
$199.99
Lunch Tray of Emotional Damage
Lunch Tray of Emotional Damage
Lunch Tray of Emotional Damage
The taste of childhood trauma—now on your wall.
$124.99
Claw Me Crazy Lobster Tray
Claw Me Crazy Lobster Tray
Claw Me Crazy Lobster Tray
Crustacean decoration domination.
$70.99
Frankly, It’s Beans
Frankly, It’s Beans
Frankly, It’s Beans
We put the glam in canned ham.
$70.99
Peas of Chaos Wall Tray
Peas of Chaos Wall Tray
Peas of Chaos Wall Tray
Don’t forget to eat your weird.
$70.99
Buffet Time Is a Construct
Buffet Time Is a Construct
Buffet Time Is a Construct
The only thing we measure here is gravy.
$199.99
Kid Cuisine Chaos Clock
Kid Cuisine Chaos Clock
Kid Cuisine Chaos Clock
Time isn’t real. Dessert is.
$199.99
Mirror Mirror On the Buffet
Mirror Mirror On the Buffet
Mirror Mirror On the Buffet
Reflect. Feast. Repeat.
$235.99
Dinner Mirror of Delusions
Dinner Mirror of Delusions
Dinner Mirror of Delusions
Objects in this mirror may appear tastier than they are.
$189.99
Hot & Spicy
Hot & Spicy
Hot & Spicy
For the one who loves hot wings!
$26.99
8 Track Coasters
8 Track Coasters
8 Track Coasters
$48.00

Awesome Soaps and Candles

Swirl Soap bar
Swirl Soap bar
Swirl Soap bar
White swirl of love.
$14.00
Vintage Floral Soap
Vintage Floral Soap
Vintage Floral Soap
White swirl of love.
$15.00
Bee Soap Bar
Bee Soap Bar
Bee Soap Bar
Sweet like honey.
$12.00
Rose Soap Bar
Rose Soap Bar
Rose Soap Bar
A flower for your skin.
$14.00
Skeleton Candle Set
Skeleton Candle Set
Skeleton Candle Set
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil.
$20.00
Graveyard Pillar Candle
Graveyard Pillar Candle
Graveyard Pillar Candle
One spooky flame at a time!
$15.00
Graveyard Soap Set
Graveyard Soap Set
Graveyard Soap Set
One spooky flame at a time!
$15.00
Natal Chart Reading
Natal Chart Reading
Natal Chart Reading
Written in the stars, made just for you
$50.00
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Butterfly Pillar Candle
Let your light flutter free.
$30.00
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Lotus Blossom Pillar Candle
Light it, and let stillness rise.
$29.00
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Mini Heart Tin Candle
Small candle. Big heart.
$13.00
Bear Pillar Candle
Bear Pillar Candle
Bear Pillar Candle
Made with love.
$20.00
Big Heart Bear Pillar Candle
Big Heart Bear Pillar Candle
Big Heart Bear Pillar Candle
More than wax and wick.
$26.00
Mermaid Pillar Candle
Mermaid Pillar Candle
Mermaid Pillar Candle
The goal is to be a mermaid.
$16.00

Lights, Closet, Action!

Alanna's Stuff

Lassie Keepsake Box
Lassie Keepsake Box
Lassie Keepsake Box
$45.00
8 Track Coasters
8 Track Coasters
8 Track Coasters
$48.00
Chingona Tote
Chingona Tote
Chingona Tote
$14.00
Mary Baby Onesie
Mary Baby Onesie
Mary Baby Onesie
$20.00
Peanut Butter Cross Body Bag
Peanut Butter Cross Body Bag
Peanut Butter Cross Body Bag
$40.00
70’s Icons Nesting Doll
70’s Icons Nesting Doll
70’s Icons Nesting Doll
$40.00
Haunted House Matches
Haunted House Matches
Haunted House Matches
$10.00
Botero Hand Mirror
Botero Hand Mirror
Botero Hand Mirror
$20.00
She Canter
She Canter
She Canter
$70.00
Bad Bitch Necklace
Bad Bitch Necklace
Bad Bitch Necklace
$33.00
Delusional Pill Box
Delusional Pill Box
Delusional Pill Box
$12.00
Little Shop of Horrors Plant
Little Shop of Horrors Plant
Little Shop of Horrors Plant
$28.00
Repurposed Board Game Note Pad
Repurposed Board Game Note Pad
Repurposed Board Game Note Pad
$25.00
Baguette Pen
Baguette Pen
Baguette Pen
$5.00
The Joy of Leaving Your Shit All Over the Place
The Joy of Leaving Your Shit All Over the Place
The Joy of Leaving Your Shit All Over the Place
$15.00
What Is Punk?
What Is Punk?
What Is Punk?
$15.00
Barbie Shoe Charm Bracelet
Barbie Shoe Charm Bracelet
Barbie Shoe Charm Bracelet
$30.00
​Why Is Art Full of Naked People?
​Why Is Art Full of Naked People?
​Why Is Art Full of Naked People?
$20.00
Rubber Duck Dangle Earrings
Rubber Duck Dangle Earrings
Rubber Duck Dangle Earrings
$28.00
Prince Brooch
Prince Brooch
Prince Brooch
$14.00
Besitos Greeting Card
Besitos Greeting Card
Besitos Greeting Card
$5.00
Fierce As F Grace Jones Blank Card
Fierce As F Grace Jones Blank Card
Fierce As F Grace Jones Blank Card
$5.00
Janine’s Quack Job Clutch
Janine’s Quack Job Clutch
Janine’s Quack Job Clutch
$45.00
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Nocturnal Designz

Heartbeaten Collection Art Keychain
Heartbeaten Collection Art Keychain
Heartbeaten Collection Art Keychain
$10.00
​HEARTBEATEN #2
​HEARTBEATEN #2
​HEARTBEATEN #2
$300.00
​HEARTBEATEN #3
​HEARTBEATEN #3
​HEARTBEATEN #3
$300.00
​HEARTBEATEN #4
​HEARTBEATEN #4
​HEARTBEATEN #4
$300.00
​HEARTBEATEN #5
​HEARTBEATEN #5
​HEARTBEATEN #5
$400.00
​HEARTBEATEN #7
​HEARTBEATEN #7
​HEARTBEATEN #7
$400.00
​HEARTBEATEN #10
​HEARTBEATEN #10
​HEARTBEATEN #10
$2 200.00
​HEARTBEATEN #11
​HEARTBEATEN #11
​HEARTBEATEN #11
$2 200.00
​HEARTBEATEN #13
​HEARTBEATEN #13
​HEARTBEATEN #13
$2 400.00
​HEARTBEATEN #12
​HEARTBEATEN #12
​HEARTBEATEN #12
$2 200.00
​HEARTBEATEN #5 Large
​HEARTBEATEN #5 Large
​HEARTBEATEN #5 Large
$600.00
​HEARTBEATEN #6
​HEARTBEATEN #6
​HEARTBEATEN #6
$400.00
​HEARTBEATEN #1
​HEARTBEATEN #1
​HEARTBEATEN #1
$300.00
Sold out
​HEART PIN
​HEART PIN
​HEART PIN
$5.00
HEARTBEATEN Enamel Pin
HEARTBEATEN Enamel Pin
HEARTBEATEN Enamel Pin
$15.00
HEARTBEATEN Sticker
HEARTBEATEN Sticker
HEARTBEATEN Sticker
$3.00

Beautilation Creations

Edward Scissorhands
Edward Scissorhands
Edward Scissorhands
$1 700.00
“Anatomical Venus” Art Doll
“Anatomical Venus” Art Doll
“Anatomical Venus” Art Doll
$3 000.00
“Carrie” Marionette-Style Art Doll
“Carrie” Marionette-Style Art Doll
“Carrie” Marionette-Style Art Doll
$900.00
“Sadie” Marionette-Style Art Doll
“Sadie” Marionette-Style Art Doll
“Sadie” Marionette-Style Art Doll
$900.00
“Hazel” Marionette-Style Art Doll
“Hazel” Marionette-Style Art Doll
“Hazel” Marionette-Style Art Doll
$875.00
“The Bride of Dr. Frankenstein, MD FACS” Marionette-Style Art Doll
“The Bride of Dr. Frankenstein, MD FACS” Marionette-Style Art Doll
“The Bride of Dr. Frankenstein, MD FACS” Marionette-Style Art Doll
$1 000.00
Labubu x The Substance Figure
Labubu x The Substance Figure
Labubu x The Substance Figure
$300.00

The WTF Box

The Bitch Box
The Bitch Box
The Bitch Box
$40.00
The Groupie Box
The Groupie Box
The Groupie Box
$40.00
The Love Box
The Love Box
The Love Box
$40.00
The Hip Baby Box
The Hip Baby Box
The Hip Baby Box
$40.00
The Junk Foodie Box
The Junk Foodie Box
The Junk Foodie Box
$40.00
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